Song #6, December 2024
Strong Woman

got so many things I have to do today
got so many things to plan for holiday

trying to

solve it all

by myself but I am failing

without you

got so many problems always on my mind

and the world just takes advantage when I’m kind

anytime

anyplace

I am tumbling through my life

without no grace

I’m just running anywhere

running circles in despair

I’m not getting anywhere

alone

all the worries that keep me awake at night

all the many feelings that I keep inside

anytime

anyplace

I am tumbling through my life

without no grace

I’m just running anywhere

running circles in despair

I’m not getting anywhere

alone

I just wanna have a strong

woman next to me that’s all

I need a strong woman

next to me

she will force me to grow up

she will stand up for me

and we will be a team like in a dream

my strong women next to me

she will make me stronger still

nothing we couldn’t possibly do

Song #5, November 2024
Vegans

kangaroos live far away
the small ones are called wallabies
the mid-sized species they are referred to as wallaroos

they are vegans but they don’t
like this word because they don’t
want to look like hipsters
they were always like that
never ate meat
even when it wasn’t cool

if they don’t listen to you

then maybe they just don’t like you

their hearing is excellent

but kangaroos don’t

like your chit-chat

they think you are a twat

they live in Australia only
but they’re never lonely
there are many millions of them
they fight like van damme

they are laid back
they love lying around
they are chilling all day
cuz it’s hot

kangaroos get
all their stuff done at night
when it’s less bloody hot
“business time”

kangaroos like to fight
quickly then it’s alright
and they’re back once again
chilling more

Song #4, October 2024
You Only Call Me When You're Drunk

always waiting
anticipating your
call it never comes and
I’m sitting home all alone

always waiting

hoping you will call me

but you never call me

I feel I am just your plan b

somebody else I’d rather be

somebody else you’d rather see

somebody else not you and me

you are hot, I’m not

somebody else I’d rather be

somebody else you’d rather see

somebody else not you and me

you are hot, I’m not

I am still waiting for your call

what do you want? I get you all

and I will catch you when you fall

I am here, my dear

somebody else I’d rather be

somebody else you’d rather see

somebody else not you and me

but then you give hope

you’re a punk!

why do you

only call

when you’re drunk?

you’re a punk!

why do you

only call

when you’re drunk?

Song #3, September 2024
Netflix And Chill

I might just stay home today
I don’t really wanna run away
The weather’s fine and I am too

I just wanna stay in bed
Don’t wanna feel I need to get ahead
The mood is fine but I’m tired

But we could Netflix and chill
Don’t wanna go to Townsville
I’m happy where I am
Without a plan

Let me be inefficient for a while
Lay on my couch with lots of style
Escape into my own world

I’m sick of looking for a rhyme
Don’t wanna go to places all the time
Bloody oath, she’ll be righ

But we could Netflix and chill
Don’t wanna go to Broken Hill
I’m happy where I am
Without a plan

But we could Netflix and chill
Or hide in our Bastille
I’m happy where I am
Without a plan

Walk up a hill, into the bush,
Camping here and camping where?
on a boat the pressure’s there

But we could Netflix and chill
Don’t wanna go to Charleville
I’m happy where I am
Without a plan

But we could Netflix and chill
Don’t wanna go to Swan Hill
I’m happy where I am
Without a plan

Song #2, August 2024
Woke

And I don’t care if you are

Non-binary or man

Neutral, omni, transsexual

Or poly or a woman

And I don’t care if you are

Gyno, hetero, homo

Bi or pan or multi or

Gray, andro or skolio

You can be the person

Anything you wanna be

Whatever means happiness to you

I hope you live carefree

But I hate you

regardless

If you’re black or blue or white

Green, red, pink, brown or a mix

Every shade looks really great

And there is no place for hate

You’re not perfect no one is

We are all just who we are

Tall or short or average

Skinny, well-built, poor or rich

You can be the person

Anything you wanna be

Whatever means happiness to you

I hope you live carefree

But I hate you

regardless

I don’t need to know

Everyone out there

I’m okay I hope you’re too

Song #1, July 2024
A Place Like Home

Let’s go to the countryside
just the 5 of us right now
school’s out and the weather’s nice
not too bloody hot somehow

we dont need many things we

just pack a tent and toiletries

some beers and food and also

many cd’s

close the trunk

jump right in

music on

it can begin

little tight

and we sing

carefree as

we’ve ever been

found a place

quiet and pretty

found a place

where we wanna be

we all sit around the fire

as we eat and joke all night

there is only happy thoughts

and everything feels alright

the sky is dark as can be

the fire keeps us wake and warm

and all the sounds of nature

i am not torn

close the boot

jump right in

music on

it can begin

little tight

and we sing

carefree as

we’ve ever been

found a place

quiet and pretty

found a place

where we wanna be

found a place

to go anytime

in our memories

where we feel at ease

we balance on a barrel

then we are ninjas for a while

devil’s haircut is playing

it makes you smile

we dont wanna drink

we dont wanna whine

we just wanna act

like all is fine

we don’t wanna rush

everything’s okay

we don’t wanna play

a role tonight

found a place

quiet and pretty

found a place, like home

where we wanna be